Murphy's Laws & Camp Cooking

[renodesertfox]

Here another place to add some words of camp cooking wisdom or lack thereof. Here my contribution to get it started:

Propane/butane tanks that are full when they are packed, will unexplainably empty themselves before you can reach the campsite.

All foods assume a uniform taste, texture, and color when freeze-dried.

[rxcamping]

Invariably, you will forget the ketchup when you are having hot dogs and burgers.

[Bigdog57]

When you have the fire going nicely - you find you forgot the marshmallows!!! :eek:

[renodesertfox]

Fuel in stove reservoirs evaporates 10x as fast as fuel in sealed bottles.:D

[renodesertfox]

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

[donal.brown.jr]

Everything will taste better when cooked over a campfire.

[Bigdog57]

No matter where you camp, the local ants will invite themselves to your food!

AND.... if you set a water bottle down in hot weather and it has condensationon it, the ants will be all over it too!